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Up for Whatever Looking for a smart, witty, attractive and engaging woman for whatever. Not "whatever", as in the kind of whatever "wha-evah". More along the lines of whatever, meaning it is up to us to define what it is we see in each other.
Definitely interested in knowing which ever way you see this going, and whatever we end up doing. Please, if you have a however, a never or can't possibly deal with the prospect of forever, then maybe just write to say that you thought this might be a little clever.
Or whatever.

Dude . Of course anyone who is interested will have to make some concessions. For one, I have a rather anemic sex drive so it doesn't matter if you're a super model, it might take a few hours to get going. I realize that I may be gay, or bisexual at the very least, however I've never taken the effort to actually find out. Instead of dealing with my problems I watch internet porn obsessively and drink excessively. Also, I live in a dump, so if you want to go on a date we're not coming back here at the end of the night unless you're a fan of broke down homes. Or having my parents listen to us make love.
By now you might be thinking that this is a fake or joke post. I assure you it's not. I really am a sad, sad little man.
On the other hand if you're seriously considering contacting me you're almost guaranteed to be in the same boat, whether you can admit it to yourself or not. At the very least, you've got some serious issues. Well good news there. No problem! Over weight? That's okay, with enough viagra I could do the tail pipe on a Chevy and enjoy it. Got issues? So do I. Want to have another guy on the side? That's okay too. I have no standards really so just by showing up you'll impress me. Have sex with me and I'll be floored... (and slightly out of breath and a little sweaty.)
Of course, it's not all negatives. I do love sailing and own a sailboat. It's located on lake Monroe and is quite fun to spend the day on. Before I became fat and lazy, I also used to love to snowboard, surf and mountain climb. If I somehow lost the weight and got on some decent exercise plan, I could do it again. (Also, sobering up would help.)
Anyway, if you are interested, drop me a line at the email listed. I'll probably insist on a video chat before we meet.
*In case you're wondering, yes, this is in fact a troll. Trolololo.../~ Just trying to bring a smile to your day :P

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You dont know what you could be Missing Im 25. Virgo. Originally moved to San Francisco Bay area after being fed up with men and how they treat me but am grateful that out of all the hate came my greatest gift of being a mother. Unfortunately Im still in the process of getting myself situated and having my , but it will all work itself out in due time.
Im on CL to find someone who is willing to raise a family together. If you have thats awesome! I am a professional certified nanny and love.I do want to have one more with the woman I but if not I still be happy regardless.
I love to go out dancing,listen to bands or go to concerts, the beach is my second home when I get to go to the city or lakes. I Love to write novels and poetry. I do sing some say well others say I dont. So you can be the judge.
I love looking at Art and Photography. Going to see pefroming arts. I am big on trying new things and food.
When it comes to relationships I love cuddling, watching movies, taking walks, bike rides,
having a good time doesnt mean you have to spend money,laughing, talking about our days or having deep intellectual conversations. I dont believe in hiding anything which includes our feelings. Being honest regardless if it hurts me is the only thing I really can really ask for.
Thank you
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